Kiel's Jokes

Water Closet

My Uncle came out of the closet today.
He's not gay. He has Alzheimer's and thought it was the toilet.

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Memory Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Love, Love, Love

One of the most painful things in the world is when you say "I love you" and it isn't reciprocated
Especially when you've just said it to your parents

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Written By: KielPhillips

Arachnophobia

My girlfriend says she has arachnophobia
How does she know, she has never met anyone from Iraq.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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