Round About

Women say that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach
Which is why men make better surgeons

Fundamental

Studied every single subject I thought would come up on my school test paper. Question one was about the Spanish Inquisition.
Wasn't expecting that.

Jewish

I've always thought, when someone says they are Jewish they sound like they aren't sure about their religion.
"I'm Jew... ish"