Kiel's Jokes

Melon Love

Q: Which melon will never run away to get married?
A: Cantaloupe

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Round About

Women say that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach
Which is why men make better surgeons

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Jewish

I've always thought, when someone says they are Jewish they sound like they aren't sure about their religion.
"I'm Jew... ish"

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