Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Fat

Yo Mama - Moses

Yo mama so fat and old, when Moses wanted to part the Red Sea, he told her to do a cannon ball.

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Yo Mama - Moon Mistake

Yo mama so fat, when she went up into space, the astronauts asked why there were two moons.

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Yo Mama - Two Loads

Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!

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