Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Shovel

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

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Yo Mama - Whale

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

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Yo Mama - Smoked Ham

Yo mama so fat, she smokes hams after sex.

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