Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Star Wars

Yo mama so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Twice

Yo momma's so fat, your dad had to roll over twice before he could get off her.

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Yo Mama - Cereal Bowl

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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Anonymous
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