Profession Jokes - Police Jokes

Snail Story

A snail entered a police station and told an officer, "I just got mugged by two turtles. They beat me up and took all my money!" The officer replied, "Why that's terrible. Did you get a good look at them?" "No sir, it all happened so fast!"

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Creeper

I've been talking to a 13 year old girl for about 2 weeks now.
We've been texting a lot lately and she just told me she's an undercover cop.  That's quite impressive for her age.

Anonymous

What Is The Future

My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.

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