Old Linguists

Old Linguists never die, they just rearrange their deep structures.

Statisticians

Statisticians must stay away from children's toys because they regress so easily.

Brake Fluid Drink

A mechanic noticed his co-worker drinking brake fluid at lunch. "What are you doing, man? You can't drink that stuff!" "Relax," replied his co-worker, "this stuff tastes pretty good, and I don't drink it all the time." "Seriously," the mechanic exclaimed, "that brake fluid is poison!" "Hey, man" yelled the co-worker, "Back off! I can stop any time I want."