Profession Jokes

Lucky Mechanic

Q: How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?
A: One of his fingers is clean.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Carpenters

Q: How many carpenters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Sod you! That's the electrician's job.

Anonymous

Werewolf Hairdresser

Q: What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A: A creature with an all over perm!

Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2276 seconds