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Lucky Mechanic
Q: How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?
A: One of his fingers is clean.
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Light Bulb - Carpenters
Q: How many carpenters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Sod you! That's the electrician's job.
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Werewolf Hairdresser
Q: What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A: A creature with an all over perm!
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