Fell Into A Well

A doctor fell into a well once. He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.

Reflex Check

My doctor friend is addicted to hitting people on their knees to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.

A Large Difference

A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said, "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front. A young couple was killed and you can have whichever brain you'd like. The man's brain costs $100,000.00 and the woman's brain costs "30,000.00." The patient could not help but ask, "Why such a large difference between the male and the female brain?" The doctor replied, "The female brain is used."