Redneck Disease

A redneck visits the doctor and says, "I have seenus disease." The doctor said, "You mean sinus disease." The man said, "No, I was in bed with my girlfriend and my wife seen us."

Shy Patient

During her annual checkup, buxom blonde beauty was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly. "I just can't undress in front of you." "All right," said the physician. "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through."
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness, "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?" "Put them on the chair, on top of mine."

Round About

Women say that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach
Which is why men make better surgeons