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Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes
Subtract Ten
There once was a doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he took a woman's pulse, he subtracted 10 beats to account for her being excited near him.
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Where's My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, "Shit, some asshole has my pen!!!"
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Lost Voice
"Doctor! My wife has lost her voice. What can I do to help her get it back!" "Try coming home at 3 in the morning."
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