Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Doctor's Transportation

The patient sat there looking ill and asked, ''Flu?'' The doctor replied, ''No, I came on my bicycle actually!''

Anonymous

Delivering Bad News

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."

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Anonymous

Office Store Accident

Horrific accident at the office supply store. Luckily there were no fatalities, but everyone was taken to hospital. Doctors say they're in a staple condition.

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