Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

Good Lawyer

Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetery.

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Lawyer Off a Bridge

Q: What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river?
A: Pollution.
Q: What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge?
A: Solution.

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Blood Sucking

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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