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Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
My Attorney Is
Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe Attorneys at Law
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Ideal Weight for a Lawyer
Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
A: About three pounds, including the urn.
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Lying Lawyer
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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