Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer and a Leech

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.

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Vampire School

Q: Where do vampires learn to suck blood?
A: Law school.

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Roosters V, Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
A: The rooster clucks defiance.

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