Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

An Honest Lawyer

Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An oxymoron.

Anonymous

Photo at Lawyer Convention

A photographer was hired to take pictures at a lawyers' convention. When he lined up his subjects, he got them to look their best by shouting, "Okay, everyone say, 'Fees!"

Anonymous

Definition of a Lawyer

Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.

Anonymous
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