Low IQ Lawyer

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Your Honor.

Shopping Early

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant. "That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened."

Poetic justice

A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in a park.
The witness: They were fucking your honor
The judge:  Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:
The witness: The park was Dark but caused no fear until tiny sounds came to my ear. There was this couple on the ground there and his balls were dangling in the air and you know his what was in her you know where.  If that wasn't fucking your Honor I wasn't there.