The Good Part

A doctor pulls the bedsheet over the face of one his patients. He turns to the nurse and says, “We’ll look on the bright side. At least he’s stable.”

A Nasty Bug

A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off. The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there again. This time, it punched him, kicked him and karate chopped him before running away. The third evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there yet again. It jumped at him and stabbed him several times before running off. The gravely injured man managed to crawl to the telephone and summoned an ambulance. He was rushed to intensive care, where they saved his life. The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He asked the man what happened, so the man explained about the 6 foot cockroach's attacks, culminating in the near fatal stabbing. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Yes, there's a nasty bug going around."

Hospital Work

It's so strange to work in a hospital. In one room there's a father holding his son for the first time. In another room there's a son holding his father for the last time.
And yet in another room there's a guy with a remote stuck in his anus. It's the circle of life.