Profession Jokes - Dentist Jokes
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley. I met a Chinese woman who was a dentist. She had perfect teeth, which started me thinking: All dentists from all cultures apparently have perfect teeth. So, I am looking for a gynecologist for my next girlfriend!
Blonde Needs Braces
A dentist tells a blonde that she needs braces. The blonde says, "Why? I can walk just fine." When the dentist explains that braces are for her teeth, she replies, "But my teeth don't walk."
Dentist and Manicurist
Q: Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?
A: They fight tooth and nail!
Q: What time is your dentist appointment?
A: Tooth Thirty
Yellow Teeth Fix
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie...