Driving Exams

Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!
Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass eventually.
Liz: I'm the examiner!

Dead Man's Booty Call

Three nurses working in a morgue discover a dead man with a hard on, the 1st Nurse says, "I can't let that go to waste," and rides him.  The 2nd Nurse does the same. The 3rd Nurse hesitates and explains she's on her period, but does him anyway. To their surprise the man sits up, wide awake. The Nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead. The man replies, "I was, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel frickin great!"

The World's Greatest Hypnotist

The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundreds of people swinging a long chain with a watch on the end. He's saying, "You're all in my power, you're all in my power." Fifteen hundred people are going,"Oooo..." He starts to say it again, "You're all in my...", when he accidentally drops the watch. He says, "Shit." It took them two weeks to dig everybody out.