Profession Jokes

Lawyer Sky Diving

Q: What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?
A: Skeet.

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Avocados and Lawyers

Q: Why is an avocado like a lawyer? (both are "avocat" in French)
A: Both have hearts like stones.

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Career Change

"Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime." 
"Was it something I said?" Asks the son.

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