Word Play Jokes

Four For One

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.

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A Joke About Butter

A man said to his friend, "Want to hear a joke about butter?"
His friend said, "Sure."
The man said, "Nah, I butter not tell you. You might spread it."

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Submitted BY: acrdns

Garage Trouble

Jeff snoozed through his morning wake-up alarm and had scrambled to get dressed, drop the kids off and get to work.  He rushed into the office and as he was passing by the receptionist she said, "You left the garage open."  At first he thought maybe his neighbor had called but then realized that she was trying to tell him nicely that his zipper was open.  He went back to see her and asked, "Did you notice the Porsche in the garage?" She replied, "No, all I saw was a mini-van with flat tires."

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