Half-Bird

Getting fed up of my girlfriend's speech impediment. She asked me to thaw the chicken that was in the freezer, then got pissed off when I cut it in half.

Hot Stuff

Q: What happened after the hot girl checked me out today?
A: I paid her for the groceries and left the store.

Cloning

With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing. In fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago. The boy grew up to have very foul mouth. The more the son swore, the madder the father got. One day, the father got so mad he pushed his son off a high cliff. The sheriff arrested him for making an obscene clone fall.