Insult Collection 14

• I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
• Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
• Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
• Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
• So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word] a long time ago.
• You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
• The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
• I hear you were born on April 2 a day too late!
• I hope you never get a tetanus shot maybe you'll windup with lockjaw.
• If you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
• If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
• Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?

Iraqi Bingo

Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A: F18...B52...F18

Beat The Casino

Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.