Word Play Jokes

You've Got Mail

Yo mama so dumb, she runs out and checks her mailbox every time AOL says "You've got mail!"

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Tide

Yo mama so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

Anonymous

Real News Headlines

These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country:

  • Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
  • Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
  • New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
  • Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
  • Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  • Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
  • Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
  • British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
  • Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
  • Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 

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