Word Play Jokes

Elephant's Sex Organs

Q: Where are an elephant's sex organs?
A: In his feet- if he steps on you you're fucked.

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Slippery

Q: Why did the big moron fall off the roof and the little moron didn't?
A: Because he was a little more on.

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Shortest Book

Q: What's the shortest Book of the Month?
A: Ronald Reagan's "Memories"

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