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Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer's Club
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us." The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers--we had $100 when we broke in!"
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Good Lawyer
Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetery.
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Lawyer Off a Bridge
Q: What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river?
A: Pollution.
Q: What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge?
A: Solution.
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