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Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Blood Sucking
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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A Tick
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a tick?
A: A tick drops off you when you die.
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Had it All
I talked to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage." I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?" "Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no.... I was paroled."
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