Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

Automated Lawyers

Lawyers are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.

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Lawyers Are Bullies

A man in a bar stood up and shouted, "Lawyers are Bullies!" A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back "I move to STRIKE!" The first guy asked "Are you a lawyer?" The second guy responded "No, I'm a BULLY!"

Anonymous

Lawyer Gone Bad

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

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