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Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

Old Lawyers
Old lawyers never die, they just lose their briefs.
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Lawyer V Psychopath
Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?" It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, for whom do you root?
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A Priest and a Lawyer Go for a Walk
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and see a small boy eating an ice cream. The priest says, "How'd you like to fuck that?" To which the lawyer replied, "Out of what?"
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