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Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer's Good News And Bad News
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" The lawyer asked. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" The man asked incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news." "It's of you and your mistress."
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Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and ones a fish...
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You've Changed My Mind
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"
Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."
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