Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

Cross With A Blonde

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.

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Ex Convicts

There's an interesting new novel about two ex-convicts. One of them studies to become a lawyer, the other decides to go straight.

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Anonymous

Cold Lawyer

It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

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