Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

100 Lawyers Buried in Sand

Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

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Not So Fast!

Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be married soon. She looked at me with a big smile and said, "Oh no! Not right away. I want him to practice for at least six months first."

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Lawyers and Snakes

Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.

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