Disbarred, Defrocked, It Just Follows.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,  cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

Lawyer And Pitbull

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull terrier?
A: Lipstick !

Lawyer in Line

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"