American Lawyers

Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?
A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland

Is a Lawyer Well Hung?

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Did You Kill the Victim?

Prosecutor:  Did you kill the victim?
Defendant:  No Sir, I did not.
Prosecutor:  Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: Yes Sir, I do. And they're a heck of a lot better than the penalty for murder!