Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer in the Hospital

On visiting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found him sitting up in the bed, frantically leafing through the bible. "What are you doing?" asked the friend. "Looking for loopholes," replied the lawyer.

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Satan And Lawyer

Q: What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
A: Twins!

Anonymous

Lawyer Attire

Q: What does a lawyer wear to work?
A: A lawsuit!

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