Bus of Lawyers

Q: What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats?
A: A total waste of space!

Billing

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

Lawyers

A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes."
Another guy stands up and says "Hey... I resent that!"
The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."