Blonde Calling Airlines

A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..." The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.

Marry a Blonde

Q. What's the advantage of being married to a blonde?
A. You can park in handicapped zones.

Blonde Lesbian to Climb Wall

Q: How do you get a blonde lesbian to climb the wall?
A: Show her the crack in the ceiling.