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Word Play Jokes - Dumb Blonde Jokes
We love everything blonde but the classic dumb blonde jokes are favorites. Enjoy reading our HUGE Collection - ROFL and share with your friends. JokerZ has over 1000 blonde jokes.
Amputee Blonde
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Sit a kitty beside her.
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Blonde Lantern
Q: What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
A: Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.
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Everywhere Hurts
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren't you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."
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