Blonde Drinking Coffee

A blonde says to her doctor, "Each time I try to sip my coffee, my eye hurts." The doctor says, "Maybe you should take the stirrer out of the cup."

Fly Baby Fly

A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building. He suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks: "why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?" The blonde answers in a very weak voice: "we wanted to try out our new maxi-pads with wings."

How do You Keep a Blonde Busy?

Part I: How do you keep a blonde busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them.
Part II: Why does that work? 'Does 3 come before E or between M and W?'