Mailman Christmas

I'm a mailman. At Christmas this year, blonde Mrs. Jankowitz met me at the door and invited me in for a great breakfast spread. After I ate, I thanked her and she said, "There's more." She took me to her bedroom and showed me moves I had never imagined. I told her I had no idea she felt this way. She said, "I don't." I ask, "So what was all this about?" She says, "I asked the husband what to give the mailman." He said, "Screw the mailman! Breakfast was my idea."

Blonde - iPad

Q: Why did the blonde put her iPad Pro in a blender?
A: Because she wanted to make apple juice.

Blonde Burned

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.