Jets Dog

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says, "No pets allowed." The man replies, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals, and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. "Wow! What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?" The man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him for 7 years."

Monica Lewinsky vs Buffalo Bills

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and the Buffalo Bills have in common?
A: They both blew the big one several times.

49ers and USPS

Q: What do the San Francisco 49ers and the Post Office have in common?
A: They don't deliver on Superbowl Sunday