Weather Jokes

Knock Knock - Jilly

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jilly!
Jilly who!
Jilly out here, so let me in!

Anonymous

Weather Warning

Q: What warning did the National Weather Service give before the blizzard?
A: If you only have liability insurance, stay your ass at home.  This weather is for full-coverage customers only.

Submitted BY: MEG

Weather Man

Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones!

Anonymous
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