Kentucky Redneck and Ohio Buckeye

A Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye are night fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio River. As soon as the redneck puts his line in the water, he slings a fish onto the bank. The buckeye isn't catching anything, so he yells across to the redneck, "Buddy, I'd sure like to be on your side of the river!" "Alright, tell ya what -- I'll shine my flashlight 'cross this river, and you can walk across this little beam of light!" the redneck yells back. The buckeye replies, "Ain't no way, buddy. You must think I'm a fool. I know when I get halfway 'cross, you'll turn your flashlight off!"

Kentucky Derby

He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat.

Nevada Crazy Law

• It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
• It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
• Clark County - An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department.
• In order to register a handgun, however, it must be brought in to the police station.
• Furthermore, you may not register a gun on the weekends, but the police may prosecute you at that time.
• Elko - Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.
• Eureka - Men who wear mustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
• Nyala - A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.