Nabbed the Wrong Guy

Two blondes, tired of city life, finally decided to take trip to Afghanistan in search for the elusive most wanted man by the FBI, Osama Bin Laden. Upon arrival, they roam around the mountain terrains braving the worst dangers in their life and finally their search ends and they captured Osama. The next day they made a phone call to the director of the FBI in the US and told him that they finally nabbed Osama. "Are you sure?" asked the director. "We are pretty much sure," they answered. "Can you describe what he looks like?" the director demanded. "Well he is clean cut, with eyeglass and a mustache and wearing an army uniform." "My Goodness!!!" screamed the director, that's Pres. Musharraf, let him go you crazies and come back here before you start a war."

Instant Please

Q: Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?
A: 'Cause they hate the French press.

Behind Every Man

Barbara Walters, of Television's 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Ms. Walters' vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands, and are happy to maintain the old custom. Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, 'Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?' The woman looked Miss Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, 'Land Mines.' Moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak and where you go): BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE'S A SMART WOMAN