Self Examination Hotline

Q: What message do you hear when you call the breast self-examination hotline?
A: You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now... Now press the other one.

Answering Machine - Message Still

Despite the best efforts of the telephone company, you really DID reach 555-1234. But that didn't help much, did it? You still have to talk to a machine. 

Answering Machine - Mission Impossible

Annoying flute music in background: Good day, Jim. Your contact, Linda, is not available right now. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to leave your name, number, and a brief message at the tone. This tape will self-destruct in thirty seconds. Good Luck, Jim.