Internet Can Get Worse

Top ten ways the Internet could get worse;
10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On-Line.
9. "MAKE MONEY FAST" posts protected by 1st amendment, declare internet lawyers Canter & Siegel.
8. Home shopping "network".
7. Netrek corporate sponsors. Out: Orion, Pollux, Klingus. In: Planet Bud, Toyota Prime, Intelworld.
6. Sun internet servers replaced with pentiums.
5. Dan Quayle appointed head of "bandwidth expansion tiger team".
4. Free netcom account with purchase of big mac.
3. GameBoy web browsers.
2. Tipper Gore cancel-bot unleashed onto the net.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THE INTERNET CAN GET WORSE
1. Two words: "Microsoft Network"

NSA is Listening

Q: How Can You Tell When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?
A: The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Orphan.com

Q: Did you hear about the new website for orphans?
A: The homepage is missing.