Technology Jokes

Microsofties

Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 10. 1 to release a beta version 1 to complete the documentation 1 to test for hardware compatibility 1 to deny tech support 1 to configure the TCP/IP 1 to check for y2k compliance 1 to program the software to be compatible with the other software 1 to approve the invoice for the ladder 1 to change the bulb. (That's nine because there's always one more thing you need.)

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Amazon Sex Robot

Q: Did you see the new sex robot Amazon introduced on Prime Day?
A: 410 - This punch line is no longer available

Anonymous

Tough Gaming

"When the gaming gets tough, bring out the cheat codes."

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