Copper Wire Invented

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

Yo Mama - Paper View

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.

The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over

• All of a sudden, she's typing in a different font.
• Instead of hearing that lovely "You've Got Mail" statement when you use America OnLine, you hear "You Just Got Dumped!"
• Your connection to his server is constantly refused.
• You get a Dear John E-mail... Your name is Fred.
• They no longer have access to a computer due to a recent parole.
• She starts ending each sentence with only 1 exclamation mark instead of the usual 3!!!
• She tells you that she's been working a lot. You think it's a professional job, it turns out that she was responsible for the decorations at her Jr High prom.
• During an intimate moment in a chat room, she reveals herself to be GRANDMA!!