Technology Jokes

Mexicans in Star Trek

Q: Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
A: They don't work in the future, either.

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New Years Resolution

Q: What's your New Years' resolution?
A: Hopefully 8K OLED 88''

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3 Times a Virgin

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible. "Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage." "The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day." "The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."

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