U.S. State Jokes - West Virginia Jokes

West Virginia Hick Marriage

Two West Virginia hicks get married and spend their honeymoon in a local motel. Right before they consummate the marriage, the women says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin." The man is visibly upset and storms off to his family's home. He tells them what happened and his dad says, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!"

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West Virginia Virgin

Q: How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?
A: If she can run faster that her brothers.

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West Virginia Motto

Q: What's West Virginia's new State motto?
A: One Big Happy Family

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